Chubby clyde attempting to be seductive in only his letterman jacket + boxers thank u!!
Anonymous

kennymcshamrock:

disgstuing

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

stoleywars:

probably i would be a little gay if i was drunk enough i’m glad i’ve never been drunk

lets get u wasted to prove this theory wrong

sonny boy you’re swimming in dangerous waters

we’re taking this to the deep end

don’t worry, i’m on lifeguard duty

am i supposed to drunkedly swoon over you in a speedo because the only man ill swoon for is james t. kirk, captain of the USS enterprise

kirk can eat my ass i’m like 420% hotter than him

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

stoleywars:

why do people think im good at dodgeball when i have asthma and more heart complications than a senior citizen 

because ur asian?? ur like automatically good

ASTHMA AND HEART COMPLICATIONS

get a new heart?? no wait that’d cost waaaay too much„„„„ is anyone in sp gonna be a doc they could give u a friendly discount

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

today is math we’ll probably find out how brutally destroyed our buttholes were during that test

i thought it was easy ??

stoley„, i got 8 out of 51

that’s a new low even for me

tfw when u try to reblog from urself on mobile only to several days later discover it ended up on the wrong blog

today is math we’ll probably find out how brutally destroyed our buttholes were during that test

stoleywars:

why do people think im good at dodgeball when i have asthma and more heart complications than a senior citizen 

because ur asian?? ur like automatically good

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

stoleywars:

probably i would be a little gay if i was drunk enough i’m glad i’ve never been drunk

lets get u wasted to prove this theory wrong

sonny boy you’re swimming in dangerous waters

we’re taking this to the deep end

don’t worry, i’m on lifeguard duty

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

i have also acquired the libido of a 12 year old boy but what’s new really

stop starting conversations like this oh my god clyde??? oh my god

why the fudgenuggets not

i have also acquired the libido of a 12 year old boy but what’s new really

i get knocked down but i get up again
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