a ✍ clyde

powerpotato:

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who’s da man

 - America, Fuck Yeah

noseperiod:

HAPPY 4TH

stoleywars:

burritoboyclyde:

stoleywars:

what’s it like to smoke weed

the best feeling in the world aside from sex, getting enough rest and hella rad food

that sounds awesome 

i feel sorry for ya seeing as you can’t smoke bruh

you could always ingest it some other way tho?

thesithmarauder:

burritoboyclyde:

burritoboyclyde:

guys guys help i need the fastest way to get rid of hickeys

it’s been 8 hours and no help

i’m a dead dead man

Apply an icepack to freeze it, brush it with a toothbrush, scrape it off with a coin/ credit card, put toothpaste on it, massage it, apply arnica salve, apply vitamin k, or use a hot washcloth if it’s super stubborn.

i have attempted the freezing method and used the shit out of my sister’s concealer

my neck is almost clear thank you

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

#me

nethilia:

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

i spit my drink

craigisanasshole:

burritoboyclyde:

burritoboyclyde:

guys guys help i need the fastest way to get rid of hickeys

it’s been 8 hours and no help

i’m a dead dead man

makeup? ice? another hickey?

how would another hickey remotely help bruh??

burritoboyclyde:

guys guys help i need the fastest way to get rid of hickeys

it’s been 8 hours and no help

i’m a dead dead man

i get knocked down but i get up again
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